"On year 20XX, Bill Gates died and was sent to St. Peter for evaluation. When he was in front of St. Peter, who holds the key to Heaven, St. Peter said, 'Hmm, you're Bill Gates, the one who invented Microsoft. According to our data, it is not known if that is a good or a bad thing, so I am advised to give you a chance to pick either Heaven or Hell.'
'Well, that's good,' said Bill Gates. 'Can I see both of them before I make a choice?'
St. Peter nodded and led Bill Gates inside Heaven, where he saw angels in flowing white dresses, each with a contented smile on his or her face. 'This isn't bad,' he thought to himself. Then, turning to St. Peter, he said, 'Okay, I have my fill of Heaven. Can I see what's in Hell?'
And so they went down into the depths of the Earth towards Hell, and what Bill Gates saw was surprising. Hell was a big tropical island, with bikini-clad girls and festivals and fireworks every night. 'This is fun!' he thought.
They returned to the waiting area. St. Peter now asked Bill Gates, 'Where would you like to stay?'
Bill Gates answered, 'Heaven is an okay place, but Hell rocks!!! I want to stay there!'
As soon as the words were out of his mouth, he vanished and was send immediately to Hell.
A week later, St. Peter went to Hell to check how Bill Gates was faring. He went to a cave where Bill Gates was chained by his wrists over an ever-burning bonfire on his feet.
'ST. PETER, WHAT HAPPENED??? WHERE IS THE BEACH AND THE BIKINI-CLAD GIRLS AND THE FESTIVALS AND THE FIREWORKS?!?!' he screamed at St. Peter as fires licked the soles of his feet.
And St. Peter replied, 'Oh, those things? They were just part of the screen saver.'"
'Well, that's good,' said Bill Gates. 'Can I see both of them before I make a choice?'
St. Peter nodded and led Bill Gates inside Heaven, where he saw angels in flowing white dresses, each with a contented smile on his or her face. 'This isn't bad,' he thought to himself. Then, turning to St. Peter, he said, 'Okay, I have my fill of Heaven. Can I see what's in Hell?'
And so they went down into the depths of the Earth towards Hell, and what Bill Gates saw was surprising. Hell was a big tropical island, with bikini-clad girls and festivals and fireworks every night. 'This is fun!' he thought.
They returned to the waiting area. St. Peter now asked Bill Gates, 'Where would you like to stay?'
Bill Gates answered, 'Heaven is an okay place, but Hell rocks!!! I want to stay there!'
As soon as the words were out of his mouth, he vanished and was send immediately to Hell.
A week later, St. Peter went to Hell to check how Bill Gates was faring. He went to a cave where Bill Gates was chained by his wrists over an ever-burning bonfire on his feet.
'ST. PETER, WHAT HAPPENED??? WHERE IS THE BEACH AND THE BIKINI-CLAD GIRLS AND THE FESTIVALS AND THE FIREWORKS?!?!' he screamed at St. Peter as fires licked the soles of his feet.
And St. Peter replied, 'Oh, those things? They were just part of the screen saver.'"
hahaha...
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